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[clicking idly]

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[clicking rhythmically]

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- STOP IT.
- STOP WHAT?

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YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME
IN MORSE CODE.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
JOKE'S ON YOU.

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'CAUSE I KNOW MORSE CODE.
HA!

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[chuckles]

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YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

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IN OUR VERY LIMITED FREE TIME

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AND WITH OUR
VERY LIMITED BUDGET,

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WE WENT AND GOT A NANNY
AND THEN WE WENT OUT

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AND TOOK A CLASS
ON A VERY OUTMODED

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AND VERY UNNECESSARY FORM
OF COMMUNICATION JUST SO

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WE COULD TALK ABOUT YOU
IN FRONT OF YOU.

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YUP.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID.

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IT ALL STARTED WHEN
DWIGHT WAS TAPPING HIS FOOT

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AGAINST THE LEG OF HIS DESK.

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WHEN I ASKED HIM TO STOP,
HE SAID,

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"I WILL WHEN YOU LOSE
THE BABY WEIGHT."

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VERY WELL.
I MUST HAVE IMAGINED IT.

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I APOLOGIZE.

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[clacking rhythmically]

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[tapping rhythmically]

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DETONATOR.

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DETONATOR WHERE?

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MICHAEL!

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JIM.
ARE YOU CLICKING A DETONATOR?

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IT'S A PEN.

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HE SAID THERE'S
A DETONATOR IN HERE.

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OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

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THAT IS TOTALLY NOT...
[coughs rhythmically]

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- TRUE.
- YOU ALL RIGHT?

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- YEAH.
- WAIT.

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HE JUST COUGHED "NOT"
IN MORSE CODE,

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SO HE SAID THAT'S NOT NOT TRUE.
THAT'S A DOUBLE NEGATIVE.

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THE ONLY MORSE CODE I KNOW
IS JAY MOHR's CODE,

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- ABF, ALWAYS BE FUNNY.
- MICHAEL, COME ON.

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GET BACK
TO WORK, DWIGHT. PLEASE.

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FINE.

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[clears throat]

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HEY. TAP AWAY.

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{\an8}[cheerful music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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{\an8}OOH!
THINGS WITH DONNA ARE SO--

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{\an8}OH-HO-HO!

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{\an8}THEY'RE GOING GREAT.

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{\an8}I, UH...

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{\an8}WE'RE JUST CLICKING
ON EVERY LEVEL.

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{\an8}EMOTIONALLY AND SEXUALLY AND...ORALLY

50
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{\an8}AND I AM NOT
USED TO RELATIONSHIPS

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{\an8}GOING THIS WELL.

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{\an8}I'M ACTUALLY HAVING TROUBLE
FOCUSING ON MY JOB.

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{\an8}♪ AND I LIKE IT ♪

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{\an8}LET ME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS.

55
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{\an8}- WHY?
- I DIDN'T ASK YOU.

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{\an8}OKAY, SIMON SAYS.

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{\an8}WHO ENJOYS THE WEEKENDS?

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{\an8}OF COURSE.

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{\an8}NOW THE WEEKEND
IS ALWAYS GREAT

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{\an8}IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE,
WHICH I DO.

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{\an8}I HAVE DONNA.
SHE IS HOT.

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{\an8}SHE HAS A PILATES BUTT.

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{\an8}BUT WE NEED TO FIND
SOMETHING TO DO THIS WEEKEND

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{\an8}BESIDE HAVE SEX.

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{\an8}DID I SAY THAT?
YES, I DID.

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{\an8}AND THE REASON YOU ARE HERE
IS THAT I NEED IDEAS

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{\an8}FOR THINGS THAT DONNA AND I
COULD DO ON THE WEEKEND.

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{\an8}SO JUST SHOUT IT OUT.

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I HAVE AN IDEA
FOR YOUR WEEKEND.

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OKAY.

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LET ME GO BACK TO MY DESK
RIGHT NOW.

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OKAY, YOU GET OUT OF HERE,
BIG DOG.

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AH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU GUYS SIT DOWN.

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- I NEED IDEAS.
- STANLEY GOT TO GO.

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YEAH, WELL, STANLEY
DOESN'T HELP WITH ANYTHING.

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COME ON.
SHOUT 'EM OUT, SHOUT 'EM OUT.

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WALK AROUND APPLE ORCHARDS.
SUPER ROMANTIC.

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- OH. THAT'S FUN.
- EEL FISHING.

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ALL RIGHT.

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CURL UP WITH
YOUR FAVORITE DVD.

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YOU AND DONNA
SHOULD HIT THE POCONOS.

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THEY HAVE
HEART-SHAPED JACUZZIS.

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ROOM ENOUGH FOR THREE.

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{\an8}WE ACTUALLY WENT TO
THE POCONOS LAST TUESDAY.

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{\an8}WE HEADED UP THERE,

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{\an8}WE WENT TO A LITTLE
CHINESE BISTRO,

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{\an8}UM, P.F. CHANG'S.

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{\an8}WAIT, WHY WOULD GO
ALL THE WAY TO THE POCONOS

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{\an8}TO P.F. CHANG'S WHEN WE HAVE
THE GREAT WALL IN SCRANTON?

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{\an8}BECAUSE WHEN YOUR SUPER HOT
GIRLFRIEND SAYS,

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{\an8}"I WANNA GO TO MOUNT POCONO,"

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{\an8}YOU GO TO MOUNT POCONO
AND YOU DO HER.

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{\an8}AND WE SCREWED.
WHOOPS. TMI.

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{\an8}WAIT, THAT'S CRAZY FAR.

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{\an8}ARE YOU SURE
SHE'S NOT CHEATING?

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{\an8}YOU KNOW WHAT, KELLY?
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD.

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{\an8}NOT <i>THE REAL WORLD:
SCRANTON.</i>

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{\an8}OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS SUPER WEIRD.

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{\an8}WHEN RYAN HAD TWO GIRLFRIENDS,

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{\an8}HE USED TO TAKE ME
TO SOME DINER IN HAZELTON

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{\an8}JUST SO THE OTHER GIRL
WOULDN'T SEE.

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{\an8}SOME DINER?
IT WAS THE STARLIGHT DINER.

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{\an8}IT'S--IT'S IN
A <i>LIFE</i> MAGAZINE SPREAD

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{\an8}ABOUT AMERICANA.

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{\an8}YOU GUYS THINK DONNA'S
CHEATING ON ME?

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{\an8}- NO. MICHAEL, NO.
- ARE YOU NUTS?

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{\an8}YOU HAD A NICE MEAL
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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{\an8}IN A LOVELY PLACE--

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- AND--WE HAD SEX TOO.
- THAT IS RIGHT.

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- DON'T MAKE ANY MORE OF IT.
- HOW?

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HOW WHAT?

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HOW DO I NOT MAKE
ANY MORE OF IT?

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YOU COULD START
BY CONCLUDING THIS MEETING.

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ALL RIGHT.

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AND SHE WON'T SAY,
"I LOVE YOU."

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OH, NO.

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HOW MANY DATES
HAVE YOU BEEN ON?

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NINE DATES.
I SAID IT ON THE SECOND DATE.

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- MM.
- THAT SEEMS...QUICK.

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EVEN FOR LESBIANS.

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DOES SHE KEEP HER PHONE LOCKED
AROUND YOU, MICHAEL?

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DOES SHE WATCH HOW MUCH
SHE DRINKS AROUND YOU, MICHAEL?

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{\an8}DOES SHE LEAVE THE ROOM
WHEN SHE TAKES PHONE CALLS?

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{\an8}DOES SHE KEEP PERFUME
IN HER PURSE?

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DOES SHE SHOWER BEFORE SEX?
DOES SHE SHOWER AFTER SEX?

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{\an8}DOES SHE ONLY PAY CASH
WHEN YOU GO OUT

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'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT IT

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TO SHOW UP
ON HER CREDIT CARD BILL?

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DOES SHE EMAIL YOU
FROM A SECONDARY ACCOUNT?

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DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP GOING?

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DOES SHE ERASE YOUR TEXTS
WHEN THEY SHOW UP

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ON HER PHONE?

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DOES SHE HAVE
A SECOND CELL PHONE

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FOR USE WITH YOU?
DOES SHE--

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YEAH, SHE DOES ALL THAT.

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- SORRY, DUDE.
- NO, NO--

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MICHAEL, DO NOT LET
YOUR IMAGINATION RUN AMOK.

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- RUN WHAT?
- AMOK.

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IT MEANS, DON'T LET YOUR
IMAGINATION RUN OUT OF CONTROL.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
SAY THAT, PAM?

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MICHAEL, DO NOT LET
YOUR IMAGINATION

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RUN OUT OF CONTROL.

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WELL, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU
TO SAY.

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YOU HAVE A BAD IMAGINATION.
IT'S STUPID.

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I LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD.

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- YOU DO?
- YES, JIM, I DO.

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AND I CAN'T STAY
IN A RELATIONSHIP

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THAT IS FULL OF LIES
AND DECEIT.

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BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE
ANY OF THIS WAS TRUE

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FIVE MINUTES AGO.

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THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
SO WRONG.

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EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT

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THAT DONNA MIGHT BE
CHEATING ON ME,

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I HAVE NOT EATEN OR SLEPT.

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IT'S THE NOT KNOWING,
THAT'S WHAT'S KILLING ME.

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OH, GOD,
THAT TICKLES. WHAT DID--

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I WANT SOMEONE
TO FOLLOW DONNA.

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I WANT HER TAILED.

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I NEED THE NAME OF
A GOOD PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

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I THINK I'VE GOT ONE
FOR YOU.

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- THIS IS YOU.
- I USED YOUR CARD GUY.

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WADE?
IS HE STILL AT THE MALL?

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HE DOESN'T HAVE
A KIOSK ANYMORE.

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HE JUST OPERATES
OUT OF THE FOOD COURT.

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OKAY, HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?

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$100 A DAY, PLUS EXPENSES.

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I'LL GIVE YOU $50.
MONEY'S NO OBJECT.

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DONE.
I'M JUST GONNA WARN YOU--

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AND I SAY THIS
TO ALL MY CLIENTS--

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YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE
WHAT I FIND.

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OKAY.

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AND YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE
HOW I FIND IT.

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OF COURSE.
YEAH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

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OKAY, LET ME GET BACK TO YOU.

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HEY, STANLEY.

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ONE OF MY CLIENTS JUST CALLED
AND SAID THAT

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THEIR SABRE PRINTER
STARTED SMOKING

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AND CAUGHT ON FIRE.

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MY DOCTOR TOLD ME
TO CUT OUT HOT DOGS.

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WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS.

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HEY, KELLY, HAVE YOU
BEEN GETTING ANY CALLS

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ABOUT THE SABRE GH400 PRINTERS?

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- YEAH, PEOPLE HATE THEM.
- REALLY?

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HAS ANYONE SAID THAT THEY,
LIKE, BLOW UP OR ANYTHING?

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- I CAN'T REMEMBER.
- CAN YOU CHECK?

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- WHERE?
- YOUR RECORDS.

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OKAY, I DON'T KEEP RECORDS
PER SE.

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WELL, LIKE,
IN YOUR FILES THEN, WHATEVER.

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- HM.
- THIS WOULD BE?

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I KEEP MY STUFFED ANIMALS
IN THERE.

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OKAY, GREAT.
CAN I JUST--

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- UM--
- UM, OKAY, THESE ARE--

193
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND

194
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WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
ON MY COMPUTER.

195
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YEAH, THAT'S A SPREADSHEET
OF SHOE PRICES,

196
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SO, UH, MAYBE THERE'S SOME WAY
THAT YOU KEEP TRACK

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OF THE CALLS THAT COME IN?

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YOU KNOW,
I KEEP EVERYTHING UP HERE.

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WELL, CAN YOU CHECK IN THERE?

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I CAN'T--I CAN'T--

201
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HOW DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO?
HOW ARE YOU USEFUL TO ANYONE?

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[CHUCKLES]

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[CHUCKLES]

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[SIGHS]

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- HI, STRANGER.
- OH, HI.

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YOU WORK FOR MICHAEL.

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I WORK WITH MICHAEL.

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00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,233
- RIGHT.
- DWIGHT SCHRUTE.

209
00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,193
- DONNA, HI.
- HOW ARE YOU, DONNA?

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00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,612
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.

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[SIGHS]
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

212
00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,783
- WHAT?
- THAT CLOUD.

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WHAT--WHICH CLOUD?

214
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THE CLOUD OF GNATS.

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I COULD FOLLOW A CLOUD OF GNATS
AROUND FOR HOURS.

216
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WELL, I'M ACTUALLY HEADED IN
FOR A WORKOUT,

217
00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,422
BUT IT WAS GREAT
TO BUMP INTO YOU.

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NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
I'LL WALK YOU IN.

219
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS PLACE?

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I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING
FOR A NEW GYM.

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MY LAST GYM WAS A FOREST
AND A DULL AXE,

222
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- WHICH IS NOW A LOG CABIN.
- OH.

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I DON'T LOVE IT,
BUT IT'S CLOSE TO ME.

224
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UH-HUH, WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
SOMETHING'S WORKING.

225
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A LOT OF BUFF GUYS
COMING OUT OF THERE.

226
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,609
[laughs]

227
00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,236
WHAT'S THE
MEDICINE BALL SITUATION?

228
00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,362
DO YOU HAVE TO CHECK 'EM OUT?

229
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,239
ALL CASES ARE SOLVED
WITH LOGIC.

230
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,158
THE ONLY LOGICAL WAY
TO FIND OUT

231
00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,868
IF DONNA IS A CHEATER
IS TO SEDUCE HER,

232
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,454
BRING HER TO ORGASM,
THEN CALL MICHAEL

233
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,497
AND TELL HIM THE SAD NEWS.

234
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,915
HEY, GABE, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

235
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,542
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

236
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,627
THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU GUYS
HAVE ANY ALMOND BUTTER, RIGHT?

237
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,755
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
LOOK, ONE OF MY CLIENTS CALLED.

238
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,381
HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF
A BIG PRINTING JOB

239
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,008
AND THE BACK OF THE PRINTER
STARTED SMOKING

240
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,885
AND THEN THE PAPER TRAY
CAUGHT ON FIRE.

241
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,178
THAT'S WEIRD.

242
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,347
I HAVEN'T HEARD
OF THAT HAPPENING.

243
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,182
I WOULD EVEN SETTLE
FOR APRICOT PRESERVES.

244
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,808
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THIS?

245
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:19,893
I DON'T KNOW.

246
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,269
CALL HQ, SEE IF
THEY KNOW ANYTHING.

247
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:25,190
YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO TODAY.

248
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,733
ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

249
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:30,153
LET ME KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.

250
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,404
WOW.

251
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,989
THAT DUDE IS GOOD.

252
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,240
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

253
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,368
YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING?

254
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,786
I DON'T KNOW.

255
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,206
LIKE HE WAS...
COVERING SOMETHING UP?

256
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,917
MAYBE.

257
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,801
TWO YEARS AGO,

258
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,220
ANDY BLAMED THE WAREHOUSE
FOR A LATE SHIPMENT

259
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,138
THAT HE FORGOT TO PROCESS.

260
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,015
WE GOT YELLED AT PRETTY BAD.

261
00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,308
ALMOST LOST MY JOB,

262
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,519
AND I WAS MAD AS HELL
AT THE TIME.

263
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,229
BUT I SAID,
"DARRYL, JUST WAIT.

264
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,563
"HE'S A FOOL,

265
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,899
"THERE'S GONNA BE
AN OPPORTUNITY.

266
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,860
JUST BE PATIENT."

267
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,905
WOW, IT'S A LITTLE EARLY
FOR ICE CREAM, DON'T YOU THINK?

268
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,324
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY
FOR ICE CREAM, JIM.

269
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,326
BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY ICE CREAM,

270
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,120
SO THIS IS MAYONNAISE
AND BLACK OLIVES.

271
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,413
- OH...
- OH, MY GOD.

272
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,039
IT'S COMFORT FOOD,
ALL RIGHT?

273
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,416
GOD.

274
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,834
YOU KNOW, MICHAEL,
THIS WHOLE DONNA THING

275
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,460
IS GONNA BE OKAY, YOU JUST--
STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP.

276
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,295
I KNOW.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.

277
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,505
WE'LL SEE WHAT DWIGHT SAYS.

278
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,965
WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE
WHAT DWIGHT SAYS?

279
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,508
BECAUSE I HAVE HIM
INVESTIGATING HER.

280
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,759
I'M WAITING FOR A TEXT UPDATE.

281
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,428
- MICHAEL, NO--
- NO, NO, NO, NO.

282
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,221
UNDO THAT. UNDO THAT.

283
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,389
IT'S TOO LATE
TO UNDO IT.

284
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,765
I NEED TO KNOW.

285
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,267
OTHERWISE THIS THING
IS GONNA SPIRAL OUT OF AMOK.

286
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,935
MICHAEL. OKAY, I'M--

287
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,520
I'M GOING TO TALK STRAIGHT
TO YOU

288
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,397
BECAUSE I THINK
YOU NEED TO HEAR IT, ALL RIGHT?

289
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,732
YEAH.

290
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,776
MICHAEL, UM,
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

291
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,988
- CAN THIS WAIT FIVE MINUTES?
- I GUESS.

292
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,364
WELL, THEN IT'S PROBABLY
NOT IMPORTANT

293
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,741
SO COME BACK
WHEN IT CAN'T WAIT.

294
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,039
HOW DO I SAY THIS?

295
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,790
- MICHAEL...
- GOD, THIS IS SO DISGUSTING.

296
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,251
STOP EATING IT!
DO YOU WANNA BE HAPPY?

297
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,669
LOOK AT YOU.

298
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,255
YOU HAVE A MAJOR
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE STREAK IN YOU.

299
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,631
I KNOW.

300
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,800
AND YOU,
YOU KIND OF TORPEDO

301
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,927
EVERY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP
YOU'RE IN.

302
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,346
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

303
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,351
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I RUIN EVERYTHING.

304
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,187
AND I'VE KNOWN
SOME WONDERFUL WOMEN.

305
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,397
HOLLY, CAROL, JAN.

306
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,732
HELENE.

307
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,775
HELENE?

308
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,485
- MY MOTHER.
- OH.

309
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,778
MY MOTHER, HELENE.

310
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,529
OH, YEAH.
YES, YES. YES.

311
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,741
ALL OF, ALL OF THE GREATEST
LOVES OF MY LIFE.

312
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:42,660
YOU SHOULD STOP THIS,

313
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,413
AND YOU SHOULD CALL DWIGHT
RIGHT NOW.

314
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,665
ALL RIGHT.

315
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,340
OH, GOSH, WE WERE BOTH
GOING FOR THE SAME WEIGHT

316
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,800
AT THE SAME TIME;
YOU GO AHEAD.

317
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,134
- THANK YOU.
- IT'S ALL YOURS.

318
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,481
[strains]

319
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,943
AH!

320
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,236
AH...

321
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,530
- YOU OKAY?
- YEAH, I'M GOOD.

322
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,198
HEY, YOU KNOW AN EXERCISE
FOR TWO PEOPLE

323
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,034
THAT USES THE WHOLE BODY?

324
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,370
YEAH, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

325
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,372
TRACTOR PULLING.

326
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,582
TOO BAD THERE'S NOT
A TRACTOR HERE.

327
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,420
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.

328
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,963
IF YOU WERE REALLY
BEING CHASED,

329
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,881
YOU'D NEVER BE RUNNING
IN THE PATH OF THAT TREADMILL.

330
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,051
YOU'D BE ZIGZAGGING,
DODGING THINGS,

331
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,303
EVEN PLAYING DEAD
IF THEY WANTED TO CAPTURE YOU

332
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,680
- FOR A SLAVE.
- I'M SORRY.

333
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:46,474
- I CAN'T--
- HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.

334
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:51,563
[GRUNTS]
LIKE THIS.

335
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,690
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
IT'S COOL.

336
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:02,365
OH. OH.

337
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,200
OH.

338
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,827
[groans]

339
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,454
ONE THING YOU NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT ME,

340
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,831
I DON'T QUIT UNTIL
SOMETHING TEARS OR POPS.

341
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,583
[chuckles]

342
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,626
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GETTING
A GOOD WORKOUT.

343
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,420
CAN I FEEL YOUR PULSE?

344
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,880
NOPE.
I'M GOOD, THANKS.

345
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,131
REALLY?

346
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,758
HEY, UM--

347
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,426
LOOK, YOUNG MAN,
CAN YOU WIPE DOWN THAT SEAT?

348
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,595
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
HUH!

349
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,680
TOMORROW'S FERTILIZER,
AM I RIGHT?

350
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,931
I'M OUT OF HERE.

351
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,433
DONNA.
DONNA, WAIT, PLEASE.

352
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,769
I'M SORRY. OKAY?
LISTEN.

353
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,605
WE BOTH KNOW WHY I'M HERE:

354
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,359
TO SEE...YOU...NAKED...

355
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,112
WHILE...I'M...NAKED.

356
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,740
YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME,
OR I'M CALLING SECURITY.

357
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,117
DONNA, COME--

358
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,827
AH. GRR. UGH.

359
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,705
YOU'RE BACK.
WHAT HAPPENED?

360
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,457
OH, I PULLED MUSCLES
IN BOTH MY THIGHS.

361
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,500
THANKS FOR ASKING.

362
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,001
NO, WHAT HAPPENED WITH DONNA?

363
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045
YEAH, NO.
SHE'S NOT CHEATING.

364
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,338
OH, MAN.

365
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,048
WILL YOU HELP ME WORK OUT
THIS KNOT? RIGHT HERE.

366
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,591
- UGH.
- PUT YOUR FINGERS HERE.

367
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,717
NO. NO.
ARE YOU SURE?

368
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,427
I'M POSITIVE.

369
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,805
YEAH, OH, AND HERE'S YOUR
EXPENSE RECEIPTS RIGHT THERE.

370
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,516
WHO EATS EIGHT PROTEIN BARS?

371
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,934
PEOPLE WHO DON'T TRUST
EGG WHITES.

372
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,018
OKAY.

373
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,353
WELL, I AM JUST GLAD
THIS IS ALL OVER.

374
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,688
OH, ME TOO.

375
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,314
AND BY THE WAY, UH,
I TOLD HER NOT TO,

376
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,941
BUT SHE'S COMING OVER HERE
AND SHE'S FURIOUS.

377
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,943
WHAT?
NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT.

378
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,320
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS PARAPHRASING.

379
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,364
WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID WAS,

380
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,074
"WHAT IS WITH HIM?
HE IS CRAZY.

381
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,742
I'M COMING OVER THERE
TO TALK TO HIM."

382
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,661
AND THIS WAS AFTER
I HAVE NO OTHER RECOURSE

383
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,538
BUT TO TELL HER
AND GYM SECURITY

384
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:35,250
THAT YOU HAD SENT ME THERE
TO SEE IF SHE WAS CHEATING.

385
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,585
ALSO, I JOINED THE GYM.

386
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,171
YOU'LL BE BILLED MONTHLY.

387
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,883
I AM NOT PAYING
FOR THAT MEMBERSHIP.

388
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,684
OHHH...

389
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,394
MM...

390
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,439
MAYBE YOU'D BE MORE
COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN OFFICE.

391
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,066
NO, I LIKE THE ATTENTION.

392
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,777
[sighs]
IS SHE HERE YET?

393
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,405
UH, NO.

394
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,740
WAIT, YES.

395
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,325
- THAT'S HER?
- YEAH.

396
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,370
MM-HMM. RIGHT.
RIGHT. RIGHT.

397
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,539
OKAY,
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

398
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,670
HOW COULD YOU THINK
I WOULD CHEAT ON YOU?

399
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,340
I DIDN'T.
EVERYBODY ELSE HERE DID.

400
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,468
EVERYBODY CONVINCED ME
THAT SOMETHING WAS UP.

401
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,345
THEY POISONED MY MIND.

402
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,638
THAT'S PATHETIC.

403
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,349
WELL, NO.

404
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,393
IT'S A LIE.
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

405
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,103
I JUST LIKE YOU.

406
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,647
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I GET TO BE WITH YOU.

407
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,359
YOU WORK AT AN ADULT ARCADE.

408
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,944
YOU COULD HAVE
ANY MAN YOU WANT.

409
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,947
WHEN I TELL YOU I LIKE YOU,

410
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,326
YOU NEED TO TRUST <i>ME,</i>
NOT SOME FREAK.

411
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,412
IF YOU WANNA DUMP ME,
I TOTALLY GET IT.

412
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,581
I TOLD YOU I LIKE YOU.

413
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,418
WELL, YOU ARE BONER-IFIC.

414
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,088
[laughs]

415
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,923
HEY, IF I SAID THAT
WE SHOULD

416
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,592
GO AWAY FOR A COUPLE DAYS,
YOU WOULD--

417
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,052
POOP MY PANTS.

418
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,512
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO VERO BEACH?

419
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,472
OH, MY GOD, VERO BEACH.

420
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,391
NO.

421
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,518
- IS THAT ON THE WATER?
- WE'RE GOING.

422
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,103
- WE ARE?
- YEAH.

423
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,483
HATE TO SEE YOU LEAVE
BUT LOVE TO WATCH YOU GO

424
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,527
'CAUSE OF YOUR BUTT.

425
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,156
YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.

426
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,033
- I DIDN'T TORPEDO IT.
- OKAY, THAT'S CLOSE.

427
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,410
I DIDN'T TORPEDO IT.
WE'RE STILL DATING.

428
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,245
YOU WERE WRONG.
YOU WERE WRONG.

429
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,996
GOOD, GOOD, WELL,
NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE

430
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,998
- UNDER RECEPTION.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

431
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,792
I DON'T.
SHE TOTALLY FORGIVES ME.

432
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,377
SHE UNDERSTANDS.

433
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,087
SHE SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY UNDERSTANDING WOMAN.

434
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,547
AND SHE'S TAKING ME
TO VERO BEACH

435
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,965
FOR BEING SUCH
AN AWESOME BOYFRIEND.

436
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,091
- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.

437
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,926
SURF, SEX, SAND CASTLES.

438
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,475
WOW, HOW DID I
GET THAT ONE WRONG?

439
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,687
WHAT'S UP?
I GOT YOUR EMAIL.

440
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,689
CLOSE THE DOOR.

441
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,315
OKAY.

442
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,109
I DON'T HAVE
A PLAN EXACTLY.

443
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,194
MORE OF A LOOSE STRUCTURE.

444
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,698
GIVES ME FREEDOM TO IMPROVISE.
IT'S LIKE JAZZ.

445
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,743
[scatting]

446
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,286
♪ ANDY DON'T MESS WITH ME ♪

447
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,747
[scatting]

448
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,040
I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

449
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,208
SOME FREAKY STUFF GOING ON.

450
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,377
I WAS WALKING BEHIND GABE
AND I HEARD SOME THINGS.

451
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,920
SUCH AS?

452
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,214
IT WAS KIND OF MUMBLED,
I DON'T KNOW,

453
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,632
UH, ONLY THING
I COULD MAKE OUT CLEARLY

454
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,761
WAS "ANDY," "PROBLEM,"
"ELIMINATE," SOMETHING.

455
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,095
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT.

456
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,722
WHAT?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT?

457
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,392
HOW ABOUT, ANDY IS A PROBLEM
AND WE MUST ELIMINATE HIM?

458
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,062
WHOA.
I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT.

459
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,565
YEAH. HAH.

460
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,524
HOO.

461
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,653
OH, HEY,
I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS.

462
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:51,905
THANK YOU.

463
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,198
DID MICHAEL GET THEM
FOR YOU?

464
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,450
NO, I BOUGHT THEM MYSELF.

465
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,160
WHERE?

466
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,787
STEAMTOWN MALL.

467
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,580
CLAIRE'S? ZALES?
RICKY'S?

468
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,248
EARRINGS EARRINGS EARRINGS?
FANCY GIRL?

469
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,167
PLATINUM CAT?
WHERE?

470
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,544
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GOT THEM
IN PHILADELPHIA,

471
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,504
IN A MALL DOWN THERE.

472
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,923
FRANKLIN MILLS?
KING OF PRUSSIA?

473
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,175
SPRINGFIELD?
GOVERNOR'S PLACE?

474
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,510
UH, FRANKLIN MILLS.

475
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,016
- WHAT?
- HMM?

476
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,810
OH.

477
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,645
IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

478
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,355
OKAY, HEART-SHAPED JEWELRY

479
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,607
IS NOT SOMETHING
THAT A WOMAN BUYS FOR HERSELF.

480
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,151
A MAN DEFINITELY
BOUGHT IT FOR HER RECENTLY,

481
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,237
AND IT WASN'T MICHAEL.

482
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,655
WAIT, SO ARE YOU--

483
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,490
YOU LIKE HEART-SHAPED JEWELRY,
THOUGH, RIGHT?

484
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,700
NO.

485
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,077
EXCEPT FOR THE PENDANT
THAT YOU BOUGHT ME.

486
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,745
WHICH I LOVE.

487
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,708
PSST.

488
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,634
CREED'S HEAD
OF QUALITY ASSURANCE.

489
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,053
SO HE'D DEFINITELY BE
WRAPPED UP IN THIS.

490
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,389
SO THERE I AM,
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS,

491
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,558
AND DARNELL OFFERS ME
THREE BUCKS.

492
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,184
ALL I GOTTA DO
IS WALK BY ANDY

493
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,728
AND GO LIKE THIS.

494
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,146
DARNELL'S A CHUMP.

495
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,605
I WOULD HAVE DONE IT
FOR ANYTHING.

496
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,691
I'VE DONE A LOT MORE
FOR A LOT LESS.

497
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,033
ERIN.

498
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,579
I'VE UNCOVERED SOMETHING
PRETTY BIG.

499
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,375
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME...

500
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,338
I WANT YOU TO READ THIS LETTER.

501
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,214
THIS HAS EVERY FEELING
I'VE EVER FELT,

502
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,674
EVERYTHING I'VE
EVER WANTED TO SAY

503
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,760
BUT HAVEN'T HAD THE COURAGE
TO SAY TO YOU.

504
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,386
IT'S ALL IN THIS LETTER.

505
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,354
BUT, AND I CAN'T
EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH,

506
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,315
IF NOTHING HAPPENS TO ME...

507
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,401
THEN DON'T READ IT.

508
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,821
ARE YOU IN SOME KIND
OF TROUBLE?

509
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,157
I THINK I AM, YEAH.

510
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,285
SOME HEAVY--
IT'S SOME HEAVY STUFF.

511
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,038
SO THE ENTIRE THING
WAS COVERED IN BUTTER.

512
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,748
WOW.

513
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,052
SO IT TURNS OUT
DONNA AND I HAVE

514
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,304
A FACEBOOK FRIEND OF A FRIEND
IN COMMON

515
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:25,141
SO I WAS ABLE TO SEE
SOME OF HER PICTURES ONLINE.

516
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:28,144
THIS WAS TAKEN TWO WEEKS AGO.

517
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:33,566
AND THIS WAS TAKEN
THE SAME NIGHT.

518
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,152
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN
THIS MORNING.

519
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,113
IT'S CECE.

520
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:41,074
SHE'S NEVER GONNA
DO ANYTHING WRONG.

521
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,118
- ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
- WOW.

522
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,703
- THAT'S EXCITING.
- HEY, MICHAEL.

523
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,746
- HEY.
- I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU.

524
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,249
UM, I ACTUALLY HAVE
SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT

525
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,667
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT,
BUSINESS RELATED.

526
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:51,793
WELL, IT CAN WAIT.
IT CAN WAIT.

527
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,253
I LIED, IT'S PERSONAL.

528
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,421
IT'S ABOUT ME AND JIM.
WE'RE--

529
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,257
I JUST--YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
I CAN TALK TO.

530
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,591
- JIM IS HER HUSBAND.
- OH.

531
00:20:58,633 --> 00:20:59,968
- AND--
- AND THEY'RE HAVING PROBLEMS--

532
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,804
NO, NOT--WE'RE NOT--
WE'RE NOT HAVING PROBLEMS.

533
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,180
BUT IT IS PERSONAL.

534
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,557
- AND I WOULD LOVE--
- IN BED.

535
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,351
YES.

536
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,854
YES, I DESPERATELY
WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU

537
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,814
ABOUT MY SEX LIFE
WITH JIM.

538
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,358
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT HOW CHEAP
STREET LEVEL ROOMS ARE.

539
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,986
AM I THE ONLY PERSON
WHO ENJOYS PEOPLE WATCHING?

540
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,446
I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS!

541
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,574
- SO BAD!
- OKAY, WEIRDO.

542
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,201
I LOVE--
THIS IDEA IS NEAT.

543
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,037
I'VE NEVER BEEN.
IT SOUNDS LOVELY.

544
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,288
YEAH, I THINK IT'LL BE
A NICE TRIP.

545
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,789
WE'RE GONNA GET A LOT DONE.

546
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,459
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA LOOK
AT THE DATE ON THAT.

547
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,294
OH, WOW, LOOK AT--
GOLFING.

548
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,628
ARE YOU A GOLFER?

549
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,255
I AM,
BUT I, I GAVE MY CLUBS AWAY.

550
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,840
I SWEAR TOO MUCH.

551
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:42,302
[both laughing]

552
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,803
HEY, YOU OKAY?

553
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:44,846
YEAH, I JUST REMEMBERED

554
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,931
THAT I HAVE TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM.

555
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,350
- PAM?
- ABSOLUTELY.

556
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,106
HOW COULD SHE DO THIS?
WE JUST STARTED DATING.

557
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,275
I KNOW.

558
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,651
YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING

559
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,487
THAT IT HAPPENED THIS SOON
BEFORE YOU HAD A CHANCE

560
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,697
TO GET REALLY
EMOTIONALLY INVESTED.

561
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,949
I AM EMOTIONALLY INVESTED, PAM.

562
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,786
HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HOT SHE IS?
GOD!

563
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,955
DID YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION
ABOUT BEING EXCLUSIVE,

564
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,751
- JUST SEEING EACH OTHER?
- YES, I AM NOT A SLUT.

565
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:18,213
WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
WHO IS THIS GUY?

566
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,798
- I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS.
- GOD.

567
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,468
LOWEST OF THE LOW, THAT GUY.
JUST A NOTCH ABOVE TOBY.

568
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,594
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?

569
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,887
I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
NO, I'M NOT.

570
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:29,766
I FEEL--I FEEL--
NAH, I'M NOT GOING TO KILL HIM.

571
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,643
YOU JUST HAVE TO GO IN THERE.
YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER.

572
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:32,811
I HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER.

573
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,187
YOU HAVE
TO SETTLE DOWN FIRST.

574
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,773
I NEED TO HAVE HER
TELL ME HERSELF, RIGHT?

575
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,441
- OKAY, YES.
- I NEED TO HAVE HER SAY--

576
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,567
BUT YOU HAVE
TO CALM DOWN FIRST.

577
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,819
I NEED TO SAY,
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

578
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,112
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
- HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

579
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,155
- LOOK AT THIS, BABY PICTURE.
- NO, GOD, NO, NO.

580
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,490
- OH, MY GOD.
- HI, MICHAEL.

581
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,325
- HI, MICHAEL.
- OKAY.

582
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,829
OKAY, OKAY

583
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,622
LOOK, I'M NOT
DOWN THERE ANYMORE,

584
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:53,998
SO IF THE GUYS
START MAKING FUN OF YOU,

585
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,834
YOU JUST--YOU GOTTA STAND UP
FOR YOURSELF.

586
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,169
I KNOW, IT'S JUST,
I'M SCARED--

587
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,505
YOUR TEXT SAID 911.

588
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,048
GLEN, COULD YOU EXCUSE US?

589
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,347
IT'S BAD.

590
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,099
- WHAT'S BAD?
- IT'S REAL BAD.

591
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,684
STILL NO PLAN.

592
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,561
- OH, GOD.
- IT'S GETTING BIGGER.

593
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,229
I MIGHT HAVE TO
GO PUBLIC HERE,

594
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:17,647
BUT NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE ME.

595
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:19,399
UH...I NEED PROOF.

596
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,734
I NEED, LIKE, A PRINTER
TO CATCH ON FIRE.

597
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,485
I CAN VIDEOTAPE IT.

598
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,363
YEAH.

599
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,823
THERE IT IS.

600
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:29,534
- THERE WHAT IS?
- WHAT?

601
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,955
HEY.
EVERYTHING OKAY?

602
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,374
YES.

603
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,377
I HAVE THIS ENORMOUS WEIGHT
ON MY SHOULDERS

604
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,838
THAT I'D LIKE
TO GET OFF MY CHEST.

605
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,381
OKAY.

606
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,758
REMEMBER LAST NIGHT,
I TOLD YOU

607
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,885
THAT MY FAVORITE MOVIE
WAS <i>FROST/NIXON</i>?

608
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,387
WELL, I LIED.
IT'S <i>ANTZ.</i>

609
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,015
- OH.
- SO I LIED TO YOU ABOUT THAT.

610
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,559
AND THAT FEELS GOOD
TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.

611
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,061
YOU SHOULD TRY THAT.

612
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,146
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST?

613
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,858
- YEAH, THERE IS.
- OKAY.

614
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,486
REMEMBER WHEN WE
WERE PLAYING BATTLESHIP,

615
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:08,198
AND YOU GOT UP
TO GET MORE FLAN?

616
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,116
I PEEKED.

617
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:14,746
OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

618
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,581
YOU'RE A CHEATER.
YOU'RE A CHEATER.

619
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,625
YOU COULDN'T HELP IT.
NO, YOU COULDN'T.

620
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,252
- YOU'RE SO BAD.
- I'M BAD.

621
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:24,339
YOU'RE SO BAD.
YOU'RE EVIL.

622
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:25,965
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

623
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,888
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO WALK ME TO MY CAR.

624
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,144
OKAY.

625
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,524
NO TELLING HOW FAR
THIS THING GOES.

626
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,983
- IT NEEDS TO BE DOCUMENTED.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.

627
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,985
- IT'S TO KEEP IT QUIET.
- SHH, SHH.

628
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,612
HEY, DUDES.

629
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,989
HEY, DARRYL, CAN YOU GIVE US
A SECOND PLEASE?

630
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:53,284
- TAKE YOUR TIME.
- THANK YOU.

631
00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:54,744
I TALKED TO CORPORATE.

632
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:57,330
TURNS OUT THERE HAVE BEEN
12 REPORTS OF FAULTY PRINTERS.

633
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,499
OUT OF 400,000.

634
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,667
WE'VE INVESTIGATED.

635
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,085
EVERY TIME,
IT'S BEEN USER ERROR.

636
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,670
THEY BLOCK THE VENTS
OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.

637
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,797
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
THE FINE PRINT.

638
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,424
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS
TO OUR ATTENTION.

639
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:08,967
SO I'D LIKE TO REWARD YOU
FOR THAT.

640
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,431
THAT'S GOOD FOR FIVE BUCKS
AT DUNKIN' DONUTS.

641
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:15,849
ANY DUNKIN' DONUTS.

642
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,934
HM.

643
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,571
YOU KNOW WHAT?

644
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:30,780
WE SHOULD REALLY DO
SOMETHING FUN THIS WEEK.

645
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,657
- YEAH, WE SHOULD.
- WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?

646
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,784
- YEAH.
- HOW ABOUT THURSDAY?

647
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,828
THURSDAY WORKS.
YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

648
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,496
I CAN'T DO IT THURSDAY.
BOOK CLUB.

649
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,081
HOW ABOUT FRIDAY?

650
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:42,459
- OH, FRIDAY DOESN'T WORK.
- OH, REALLY?

651
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,210
'CAUSE I WAS THINKING
WE COULD GO TO THIS CONCERT.

652
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:47,964
SPICE GIRLS ARE OPENING
FOR WEIRD AL.

653
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,049
FRONT ROW.

654
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,383
IT'D BE
A GREAT, GREAT CONCERT.

655
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,135
SHOOT.
I'M WORKING.

656
00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:54,846
OH, OKAY.
WELL, MAYBE I COULD STOP BY.

657
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,514
WELL, WON'T YOU BE
AT THE CONCERT?

658
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:57,849
NOPE, THAT'S TUESDAY.

659
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,517
OH, WELL,
I CAN MAKE IT ON TUESDAY.

660
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,227
YOU'RE CHEATING.

661
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,190
YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.

662
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:10,195
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

663
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,279
PAM TOLD ME.

664
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,408
[gasps]
DID SHE SEE ME?

665
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,077
NICE EFFORT.

666
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,913
WE'RE PRINTING ON
24-POUND PREMIUM STOCK PAPER,

667
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,873
APPROXIMATELY 300 SHEETS IN.

668
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,292
SO FAR, NO SIGNS OF DISTRESS.

669
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:25,794
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
INTRODUCED YOURSELF.

670
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,712
RIGHT, MY NAME IS
ANDREW BAINES BERNARD,

671
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,214
AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,
IT'S BECAUSE

672
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,174
I'VE TURNED STATE'S WITNESS
BECAUSE I'M IN DANGER

673
00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,717
BECAUSE I KNOW TOO MUCH.

674
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,010
YOU SHOULD TALK
IN A HIGHER VOICE

675
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:35,387
'CAUSE THE CAMERA
MAKES YOU SOUND WEIRD.

676
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,805
HIGHER? OKAY.

677
00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,223
[speaking slightly higher]
RECENTLY CERTAIN EVENTS

678
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,183
- HAVE COME TO MY ATTENTION--
- HIGHER.

679
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,434
- MAKE IT HIGHER? OKAY.
- MM-HMM.

680
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,811
[high-pitched]
I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

681
00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:45,230
- THAT THE SABRE CORPORATION--
- ONE MORE, YEAH.

682
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,649
[higher] MAY BE OVERLOOKING
CERTAIN SAFETY REGULATIONS.

683
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:51,736
AT THE DANGER--AH!

684
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,321
[speaking lower]
IT'S SMOKING.

685
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,532
[in normal speaking voice]
IT'S--I KNEW IT.

686
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,866
THIS--

687
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,411
WE ARE BLOWING THE ROOF OFF.

688
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:02,580
BLOWING THE ROOF OFF!

689
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,916
NICE. NICE.

690
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,460
THIS IS MY PARTNER,
DARRYL PHILBIN.

691
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:09,921
HE'S BEEN MY PARTNER
THROUGH THIS ENTIRE THING.

692
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,507
I DON'T WANNA PRANK ANYMORE.

693
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:14,968
THINGS GET REAL.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.

694
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:18,263
I'M JUST GONNA BE GOOD,
STAY IN MY ROOM,

695
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,848
GO TO CHURCH,

696
00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,434
TRY TO DO ONE NICE THING
PER DAY.

697
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:26,187
I DO NOT WANNA PRANK ANYMORE.

698
00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,441
I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM.

699
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:32,736
BETTER HE FINDS OUT NOW
THAN NINE MONTHS FROM NOW

700
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:34,821
WHEN HE'S PAYING CHILD SUPPORT
FOR SOME BASTARD

701
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,115
WHO ISN'T EVEN HIS.

702
00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,492
HE'S TAKING THIS WAY BETTER
THAN I EXPECTED.

703
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:41,661
YEAH, UNTIL HE STARTS SOBBING
ON HER BLOUSE.

704
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,163
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS.

705
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,090
CASE CLOSED.

706
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,051
WHO IS HE?

707
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:58,553
- WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- THE OTHER MAN.

708
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,138
WHO'S THE GUY?
WHO IS IT?

709
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,806
IT'S YOU.

710
00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,767
I'M MARRIED.

711
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,687
I'M THE MISTRESS?

712
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,443
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S TAKE THIS NEXT HILL.

713
00:28:13,485 --> 00:28:14,944
EXCUSE ME.

714
00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:16,196
YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU'D JUST LET ME RUN THIS.

715
00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:17,447
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.

716
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:18,448
YOU'RE NO LEADER.

717
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,075
UP OUT OF YOUR SEAT,
LET'S BLAST!

718
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,910
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
WE'RE APPROACHING A COOLDOWN

719
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,412
- DOWN A GENTLE HILL.
- NO! THE HILL'S A TRAP.

720
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:26,498
LET'S TAKE THE DIRT ROAD
OFF TO THE SIDE.

721
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,041
NO, GUYS, NO.
WE'RE JUST COOLING DOWN--

722
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,834
IF THEY CATCH US,
THEY WILL RAPE US.

723
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,754
GO FOR THE CLIFF.
AND THREE, TWO, ONE--

724
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:33,963
JUMP!

725
00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:36,132
NO! YOU'RE DEAD,
YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD.

726
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,343
GOOD JUMP.
YOU'RE BARELY ALIVE.

727
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:41,429
OKAY, NOW NICE COOLDOWN.
CHECK YOUR PULSE RATE.